My Body Turns Bread Into a Biological S#itshow | GF Mate T-Shirt

I’m gluten-free. Not because it’s trendy… but because my body turns bread into a biological s#itshow. 😂

For anyone who's ever had to explain that being gluten-free isn't a lifestyle choice — it's what happens when your body and gluten decide to go to war.

Bold, sarcastic and definitely not subtle, this tee is made for coeliacs and gluten-free Aussies who can laugh at the ridiculous side of gluten-free life.

Because sometimes “I can’t eat gluten” just doesn't quite explain the situation properly.

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Made to order especially for you, helping reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Gluten-free. Not trendy. Just avoiding the biological s#itshow. 😎

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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